thorxndor:

if you have ‘socially awkward’ in your description because you think it makes you look cute, you’re a bit of a tosser

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell
starafar:

wanksclub:

reblog my selfies they’re all i have

dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography

lulz-time:

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thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

agentotter:

I think end credits are Marvel’s way of weeding out the weak. You see them get up to leave the second the credits start and you’re like, “Yes, go, you are clearly unworthy.”